Photo 16 Dec I am the ghost of Homer (not that one!), have you guys even READ my stuff! I BET YOU HAVEN’T! Seriously though, I’ve heard this one a lot “gay marriage is a Trojan Horse”. With the ‘for:’ section on the “reasons I am a bigotted arsehole” form left blank. Here are a few of my personal favourite responses I’ve seen over the years when some particularly pre-Copernican idiots have had a crack at scribbling in that particular box: Bestiality: Because if consensual sex between same-gender (or intersex) adults is santified, then anything that moves is fair game, RIGHT?!!?! Polygamy: BECAUSE GAYS ARE SO PROMISCUOUS THEY’LL WANT TO MARRY ALL THEIR BOYFRIENDS TO HAVE ALL THE GOD-OKAYED SEX THEY CAN! (This one gets shouted because I’ve never heard this argument made calmly, unlike the bestiality one, apparently man and animals is less frightening to bigots than man and more than one other man?) Paedophilia: Yeah, if anyone ever makes this argument you are obliged to drop kick their genetalia so hard that they’ll eat through it for a month. Ok, so these are the standard responses to the question “what, exactly, is gay marriage a trojan horse for?” See how they all have the common factor of being utterly repulsive views to hold? This is because opposing gay marriage tends to stem from holding utterly repulsive views! WHAT A SURPRISE! Now would all people who want to fight me about this form an orderly line, and then crawl up their own arses and die because it’s not worth my time.

I am the ghost of Homer (not that one!), have you guys even READ my stuff! I BET YOU HAVEN’T!

Seriously though, I’ve heard this one a lot “gay marriage is a Trojan Horse”. With the ‘for:’ section on the “reasons I am a bigotted arsehole” form left blank.

Here are a few of my personal favourite responses I’ve seen over the years when some particularly pre-Copernican idiots have had a crack at scribbling in that particular box:

  • Bestiality: Because if consensual sex between same-gender (or intersex) adults is santified, then anything that moves is fair game, RIGHT?!!?!
  • Polygamy: BECAUSE GAYS ARE SO PROMISCUOUS THEY’LL WANT TO MARRY ALL THEIR BOYFRIENDS TO HAVE ALL THE GOD-OKAYED SEX THEY CAN! (This one gets shouted because I’ve never heard this argument made calmly, unlike the bestiality one, apparently man and animals is less frightening to bigots than man and more than one other man?)
  • Paedophilia: Yeah, if anyone ever makes this argument you are obliged to drop kick their genetalia so hard that they’ll eat through it for a month.

Ok, so these are the standard responses to the question “what, exactly, is gay marriage a trojan horse for?” See how they all have the common factor of being utterly repulsive views to hold? This is because opposing gay marriage tends to stem from holding utterly repulsive views!

WHAT A SURPRISE!

Now would all people who want to fight me about this form an orderly line, and then crawl up their own arses and die because it’s not worth my time.

(Source: berniefinn)

via Bernie Finn, MLC.
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